WASHINGTON,DC (People's Bureau of Truth) - Spokesmen for US President George Bush announced today that he has begun the Glorious People's War.

"It is another of our Faith Based Initiatives®," Bush explained "People have faith in the Pentagon, and of course in the US Flag. By waving the US flag in front of each bomber, tank, and platoon of soldiers invading a sovereign nation; everything they do is automatically OK because they are Fighting For Freedom®"

Noting that each army division will include targeting advisers from a consortium of American oil companies, Bush continued "We have faith in the moral integrity and Traditional Family Values® represented by American oil companies. We know they are only supporting this war because they believe in our Freedom Fighters®. That is why US oil companies will be playing such a strategic role in the operations now underway."

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